Kidnap Mister Sandy Claws?

I have to say it – I’m an out and out Halloween fanatic.

Not in any of the “cool” ways that drive Nilsa nuts. I mean I guess I could get loaded and try to carve pumpkins, but it just wouldn’t be the same. Here’s the thing – in some ways I’m cool & altern-chic (NO REALLY! Come on!) – until last year I had my ears stretched to a zero guage, I’ve written for our local GLBT magazine, I’ve got a big mother of a tattoo, I can talk philosophy, city planning, Islam, World of Warcraft, or cross stitching. Kinda cool in my books!

And then there are things about me that are really lame – which is most of what you all are bombarded with. I like to knit and bake! I make cards and scrapbook! I get concerned about things like the moths that were escaping into our home at night, because I didn’t want them inside but I also didn’t want them to starve to death so I googled what they eat. Turns out nothing as adults – my conscience is clean! The torture porn scary movies that are out in theatres won’t give me nightmares for months, because I will leave the theatre crying before watching 20 mins – I can’t separate myself from what I watch. I smile at everyone on the bus and on the street who makes eye contact with me, because I remember times when smiles would honestly make or break my day. I’m such an INFJ it drives me up the wall!

I’m very un-cool sometimes.

So it makes sense that the part of Halloween I like is the wildly lame part. I love carving pumpkins, handing out candy to kids, renting cheesy movies like Evil Dead (where one of our puppy’s names – Ash – comes from) and curling up on the couch with a spread of kettle corn, chips, candy and a couple SoCo & Cokes. I love the cheesy scares, the excitement of the kids, and meeting the rest of our neighbours. And it’s our first Halloween where we are actually going to get trick or treaters!

It’s going to be so lame and I’m going to be so excited!! I’ll post the carving pictures before the weekend – hope your Halloween is whatever you want it to me – a non-event, terrifying, or excessively lame.